May 2005

Nicest Guy On Earth Now Taken

05.31.2005

Biggest heart on the planet finds a home.

Imagine a windowless room with no mirrors or reflective substances of any kind. Just four walls of drywall. In the middle of the room are three desks set up one behind the other in single file. There is a man sitting at each desk. For reference purposes, we’ll label the men, from front to back, [...]

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The U2 Riddle

05.31.2005

U2 has a concert that starts in 17 minutes and they must all cross a bridge to get there. All four men begin on the same side of the bridge. You must help them across to the other side in under or at 17 minutes. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of [...]

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Memorial Day 2005

05.30.2005

Back on the island of Kauai and the rest of the Hawaiian islands, sports is a huge thing to people. Particularly in the ’30s, ’40s, and ’50s, and especially baseball. Because the geographical distance from the mainland makes it impossible for Hawaii to host a professional traveling team, the local fans of the game to [...]

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Jonny Hollywed

05.30.2005

My arguably unhealthy obsession with the exponential nature of time passing isn’t getting any better. My baby brother, Jonathan, and his new bride, Holly, were married on May 14th, 2005. I now feel my age. Congratulations to the two lovebirds. For more wedding photos, click here.

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Lettuce Talk

05.29.2005

So I’ve been dropping by a neighbor’s house to feed the tortoise for a few days while they’re out of town. Weighing in @ around 40 pounds, the thing eats an entire head of lettuce per day. FYI. Yet another one of those useless, yet endlessy interesting, pieces of information.

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Memorial Day Weekend

05.29.2005

Kona has just reminded me that we shall not forget to pay homage to those worthy of remembering. On that note, we’re off to the beach to burn off some steam.

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Revenge of the Sith

05.29.2005

Exactly what I expected; a piece of garbage. Can’t say I was disappointed, though. After all, I got over that one back in ’99. But really, it was simply too much of the same nonsense that ruined the saga in the first place: pointless Counsel meetings, Chancellors, Diplomats, Senators, Ambassadors, Republics, Democracies, Trade Federations, etc. [...]

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