01.29.2008
Shell Shocked by Jace D. Albao (b. 1969) The television’s calling this the Summer of Love. The biggest load of horseshit I’ve heard in a year. And I’ve only been home an hour. There she is, or so they say. My seven-month-old daughter, in a crib, under a dangling party of giraffes and butterflies. Nice [...]
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01.29.2008
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combating experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules: You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no [...]
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